Fun Dog Quotes

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."  -- Unknown

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."  -- Ben Williams

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."  -- Mark Twain

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."  --Will Rogers

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."  -- Aldous Huxley

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" --M. Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."  --Sigmund Freud

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."  -- Robert A. Heinlein

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."  -- Gene Hill

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."  --Anonymous

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."  -- Dave Barry

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."  --Dave Barry

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."  -- Robert Benchley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."  -- Josh Billings

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."  -- Dereke Bruce

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."  -- Franklin P. Jones

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."  -- Andrew A. Rooney

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler
 
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."  --Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."  -- Unknown

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."  -- Unknown

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