Will Rogers

William "Will" Penn Adair Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor, one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s, and was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known.


His Quotes:
• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
• We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
• Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
• Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
• A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
• There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
• Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
• There are three kinds of men:  1.  The ones that learn by reading.  2.  The few who learn by observation.  3.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
• Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
• If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
• Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.
~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

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