Mothers Are Special ~ Anonymous
There is no love like a mother's love,
no stronger bond on earth
Like the precious bond that comes from God,
to a mother when she gives birth.
A mother's love is forever strong,
never changing for all time
And when her children need her most,
a mother's love will shine.
God bless these special mothers,
God bless them every one
For all the tears and heartache,
and for the special work they've done.
When her days on earth are over,
a mother's love lives on
Through many generations,
with God's blessings on each one.
Be thankful for our mothers,
for they love with a higher love
From the power God has given,
and the strength from up above.
A Bit of Humor: Lessons from Mom
My mother taught me:
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
CONTORTIONIST - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!"
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."
MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
HUMOR - When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!"
PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?"
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